ruffles' old tricks: 1. sit 2. run around 3. beg (not always for anything, or even at anything, it just seems to be his default setting) 4. go poop ruffles' new tricks: 5 tell me when water is boiling over 6 bark when o…

william conneally is the smallest person i have ever met. he weighs one and a half pounds. his palms are no bigger than dimes. his head is smaller than a tennis ball. he could sit in a coffee cup. the size of his fi…